butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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