At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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