I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Do vagina's smell?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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