My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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