We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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