He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I forget how to act sober
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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