I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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