I wanna passion pit in your ass
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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