And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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