you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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