everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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