Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
