when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
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you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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