Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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