I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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