$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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