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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets

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• (518): View more from New York

  Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??

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• (714): View more from California

  i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...

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