talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.