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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!

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• (512): View more from Texas

  falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person

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• (315): View more from New York

  Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.

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