i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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