i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
handjob tips. give me some.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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