if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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