She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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