i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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