i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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