Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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