Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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