So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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