yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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