She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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