I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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