i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
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false alarm. still invincible.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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