The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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