maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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