Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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