Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Can't talk, ducks in the car
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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