i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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