There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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