So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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