What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Pants are for mortals
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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