this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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