Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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