I must be too annoying 4 u.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You can't just leave with hair like that
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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