haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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