Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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