No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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