just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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