we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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