He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
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Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
be right there i have to get my cape
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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