dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED