that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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