There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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