We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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