my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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