Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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